
musician, image maker, BBS sysop, game boy user, pretend meteorologist, baseball watcher...
Was (@)yiffpolice on twitter (RIP 2013-2023)
Will always be @nicky from cohost (2022-infinity)
"if you complain about it, you might as well be voting for whichever one i think is worse!!!"
"not really interested in discussing it until, at the earliest, September" also inexplicably not an option, even though everyone knows the only choice is between those two old racists, and also whether they live in a state where writing in "my leftmost nut" instead actually matters
how i wish these elections were kept contained within like, a 2 week period
it's extra fun because also my vote doesn't even really count, but also if i don't use it, an obvious criminal will be allowed to win instead of just being arrested for all the crimes we know he did, and that will somehow be my fault
even more fun because it's criminals either way! just slight variations thereof!