
musician, image maker, BBS sysop, game boy user, pretend meteorologist, baseball watcher...
Was (@)yiffpolice on twitter (RIP 2013-2023)
Will always be @nicky from cohost (2022-infinity)
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Sadly, ever since they started moving everything to cloud storage, it's becoming far more likely that the heavy internet will fall out of the sky and squash us all flat.