wearing glasses in the shower feels like i'm getting away with something

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Will always be @nicky from cohost (2022-infinity)
wearing glasses in the shower feels like i'm getting away with something
nice try, coppers!! i saw you coming from a mile away with my glasses!!! [nude with shampoo in hair, i burst out of the shower & into the cold blue night]