if i saw a minion in real life, i'd be all like "huh?!?!". and then probably i would try to kick it as far away from me and my family as possible. they did nothing to stop 9/11

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if i saw a minion in real life, i'd be all like "huh?!?!". and then probably i would try to kick it as far away from me and my family as possible. they did nothing to stop 9/11
they look like they'd be really fun and pleasant to kick. like loud nerf balls
They were def working with George Bush no question in my mind
I mean, they do canonically actively seek out specifically the greatest villains they can find in order to assist them in their pursuits