getting a wooden backscratcher has changed my fucking life. nothing about my health has improved but i feel Fresher. my back is itch free and i'm a new Me. i could crush a rock with my bare hands if i wanted to. i'm literally invincible now

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getting a wooden backscratcher has changed my fucking life. nothing about my health has improved but i feel Fresher. my back is itch free and i'm a new Me. i could crush a rock with my bare hands if i wanted to. i'm literally invincible now
i cannot explain the phenomenon through which i have failed to buy one for ten years