It's called Briantology. Here's what we believe:
- There is a supreme being.
- Their name is Brian.
- We're not sure which one is The Brian yet.
- Once we find The Brian, they'll tell us what to do next.
FAQ (i just invented the religion so no one has asked any questions yet, but i'm gonna field some predicted ones)
- How can I join?
- You just did! Congratulations, and welcome to the search.
- How do you know Brian is out there?
- There are millions of people named Brian. We believe one of them must be The Brian. Once we find them, we'll know for sure.
- How do you know who to look for if you're unsure of what they look like?
- Their name is Brian. That's all we know, and it's all we need to know.
- I think I found The Brian. How can I let you know?
- E-mail us at briantology@proton.me. Spare no detail.
- Is this like Life of Brian?
- That "film" makes a complete mockery of Briantology and what our faith is all about. It has nothing to do with our organization and since that Brian is fictional, he's definitely not The Brian.
- Is this a joke?
- I would never joke about Brian.