ok so BASICALLY what happened was is that i thought it would be like fun or interesting or like novel to fuck a clown so like were spendin the night n shes real sweet not like pullin any funny business sorta completely not what i wouldve expected honestly and so im like guess shes the one to try it out with and were in bed doin foreplay and she takes off her striped trousers and theres just like a flower there and i like look at her and she looks at me and shes like dead pan serious about it so im likee ? fine i guess and i play along and i press on the flower and basically she cummed silly string all over me and fell asleep

