ninecoffees

thank you cohost. take care.

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Extremely useful 🇹🇼 Asian ⚧️ lesbian🏳️‍🌈
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priv acc @finecoffees (mutuals only! this is where i'm authentic and real with my thoughts, also horny posting)
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Writer, VIVIAN VIOLET, THE GOOD WEAPON
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currently learning to code (HELP PLS)
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I occasionally post about coffees and baking
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massive proponent of walkable cities, public transport infrastructure, and undoing the destruction of Henry Fucking Ford
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Always open to asks!


Including me, there were six long-haired girls at my place last night (for tiramisu). I woke up this morning and spent the past 30 mins picking up hair. I have accumulated a MASS. The place is a dog shed. The hair gets into nooks and crannies like Picard explores final frontiers. Only industrial equipment can save me.

I just vaccuumed before y'all came! You can't do this to me!


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taxes? first aid? no. the most important life skill that they don't teach you in school is how to get hair out of a vacuum cleaner's bristles (or how to sweep a hairball into a dustpan without it sticking to the broom or sending the rest of the dust everywhere, if you prefer to do it that way)