ninecoffees

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Extremely useful ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Asian โšง๏ธ lesbian๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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priv acc @finecoffees (mutuals only! this is where i'm authentic and real with my thoughts, also horny posting)
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Writer, VIVIAN VIOLET, THE GOOD WEAPON
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currently learning to code (HELP PLS)
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I occasionally post about coffees and baking
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massive proponent of walkable cities, public transport infrastructure, and undoing the destruction of Henry Fucking Ford
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Always open to asks!


  • promised her High Tea for months and finally had the chance to take her. I swear, her Instagram browsing habits are going to eat my wallet alive

  • I was a sandwich and a half in before I remembered my appetite is tiny now. Took away more than half of the High Tea

  • tea we chose was a nice Paris black with fruits

  • I did not do any post-processing on any of the photos. If that High Tea photo looks weird and slightly 'ethereal', it's because STUPID ME SMUDGED SUNSCREEN ALL OVER THE LENS

  • Wife wanted to see the Duplo Lego exhibit so I took her ๐Ÿซก
  • I especially liked the Mad Max inspired city built within the Volkswagen Beetle, that was fun

  • anyway, she suddenly wanted coffee so

  • I robbed a bank ๐Ÿ‘
  • saw a cute cat bag and asked if I could buy it, and she said, 'no'. ๐Ÿ˜ž Then she bought it for herself and laughed. :unyeah:
  • she's right though, her style is cute and funky, whereas everything I do and dress is trying to be 'elegant'. The cat bag would not have worked for me
  • I brought her to see the octopus (ME) at the art museum. A BETTER SCULPTURE OF ME HAS NEVER BEEN MADE
  • rest of the art museum was nice! They've swapped out a few new exhibits, but the Dalis and the Picassos and Monets and Cezannes are still there, so if you want to see them you should definitely go noooooow

  • took her to a popular restaurant she saw on Instagram (again, it's like a constant stream of advertising being injected into this woman's brain). Ended up waiting in line for an hour. It's fine, we had fun and a nice chat. I'm not posting the restaurant, the food was mid, and the basil pesto sauce was all filler and very little pesto. She loved it though and that's all that matters

  • next day, we caught up with some of her friends, and I managed to snap this nice shot of our Harbour Bridge stuck in the clouds while we drove on the highway (I wasn't driving)

  • BB's Bagels is new in Ponsonby, and as far as I know, they're the only ones who do mochi bagels
  • the strawberry cream one was pretty good, it's freeze-dried strawberries ground to a fine dust and then mixed within the cream cheese
  • my pistachio one was incredible, but I couldn't finish it. I feel like my purse is always stuffed with carefully wrapped leftover food these days
  • the savoury one was the most amaziiiiing. Get the mushroom, you won't regret it
  • afterwards, we went shopping and I bought my first dress ever :eggbug-heart-sob:
  • been breaking in my new boots for about 3 days now and my feet hurt like heck
  • not to mention I'm being severely abused because they said, "we're going to teach you how to walk right and every time you make a mistake we're going to hit you"
  • my wife does not hit me, she thinks I'm too precious. She reminds me softly how I should hold my arms
  • our Korean friend beats me like she beats her husband. I've never seen a woman so stereotypical of the K-drama strong wife stereotype
  • ANYWAY MY ARM HURTS. I DON'T THINK NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT IS A GOOD LEARNING MODEL FOR ME
  • ended with a nice walk in the park
  • spend final moments (tragic, heartbreaking) with wife before driving her to the airport
  • terrible traffic amidst horrible weather on the way back added an extra hour to the journey, plenty of time to think about lost wife
  • I'M SAD :unyeah:

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in reply to @ninecoffees's post:

Went on quite a roller coaster from "afterwards, we went shopping and I bought my first dress ever :eggbug-heart-sob:" -aww to "we're going to teach you how to walk right and every time you make a mistake we're going to hit you" - GIRL NO