I forgot to mention I had a really nice chat with a Bulgarian lady at the bra store. She spent a good five minutes telling me how weird names used to be when she was a teenager.
"Back in my day, Frank Sinatra--you probably wouldn't know who Frank Sinatra is, would you? Bless your silly heart--anyway, Frank Sinatra was playing on the radio when my friend was born. He was playing 'April Showers'. So, my friend's parents named her--"
"April?"
"Showers! My friend's name is Showers!"
Oh my god.