godspeed you! big animal

Every friend group contains Taylor Swift. If you don't know who Taylor Swift is, she's probably you.

She's very fast at making and altering clothes

if you've ever heard of the term, "the white woman ever", taylor swift is a name the world has placed for this phenomenon. There is no taylor swift, she is a concept, and that concept is watching a dude she's in love with scream-argue over a particularly large piece of meat with a man twice his size in the No Frill's meat aisle the saturday before Victoria Day, at 2 PM.

she is a cat