Me when the department lead tries to fire me for printing too many grainy jpgs of dragons with full color ink

Me when the department lead tries to fire me for printing too many grainy jpgs of dragons with full color ink
my rights are enshrined in the pages of omaha the cat dancer and any latter claims are null and void
[being put in a cage by animal control]
ARE YOU DETAINING ME? AM I UNDER ARREST?!?
Lol, I saw this post first and not the one that spawned it. The context is even better.