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Anonymous User asked:

Taur?

hell yeah i am, four on the floor, and i think more people should be also. its truely the best of both wourlds

but just in case this is a question about what a taur IS................ i have included helpful definition and diagram below:

its just centaur style but instead of human and horfs it's either the same animal up top or below or mix and match grab bag

in my case it's like someone cut the head off a large skunk and bisected another skunk who is a humanimals and then grafted the torso to the neck stump; (and also put another head on as an optional bonus, since you already sliced it off what is now the lower body. waste not want not right?? that's what that saying means i think?)

observe:
figure one: a bloody toy knife which is actually a dog crinkle/squeaker toy, a clipart of needle and thread, a basic lineart of a normal skunk, and a cartoon upright skunk with a clothespin on its nose
figure two: the normal skunk's head removed with the toy knife (and paint dot net lasso tool) and resting in front of the still upright body, and same with the cartoon skunk's midsection just above the legs and haunches and similarly flopped over
figure three: the cartoon skunk's upper half grafted to the normal skunk's lower half with crude connecting lines drawn and the clipart of the needle and thread put over the sections to be joined
figure four, marked optional: a nerf nail gun and staples with the normal skunk's detached head grafted to the upper body, next to the original cartoon skunk's head (which is still wearing a clothespin

and thats basically how i was made, a two (2) headed skunk's taure

the resulting monster from figure four but with text: voila! behold, its the bobskunk, and a lot of badly resized semi transparent gif sparkles over it. also the sparkles are not animated

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ive got so many teeth they'll be at it for at least three hours and have to use at least one heavy duty trash bag to haul it all out therre but luckily for me its a flat rate dentures fee so i come out on top every time!

me me, i'm a leggy skunk... AND a thrifty taur

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