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artemis
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so @grace made https://problematic.internetpro.me/ which generates like. fake system error spew. seems to be broken at time of writing, but maybe it'll be back up later its fixed uwu, or you can run it yourself from source at https://github.com/Kansattica/problematic

Anyways, I saved a bunch of it to a text file, imported it as raw audio, pulled that into my tracker. Then I also made a second audio file, where instead of being the text data, the data is the length of each line of text. And those are the only two samples I used for this.

The actual page gives you goofy stuff like this, i love it:

ERROR | /dev/STACK50 CONSUMING EXTREMELY READONLY because of: write(:)):5005, due to: ::right(void**):7728, 
ERROR | ~/SERVO80 CURIEPOINT LEAK due to: skcrinkle(int):5024, 
FATAL | /proc/THREAD2 DISRUPTION NOT A TYPEWRITER because of: __cxx_calibrate(int argv, char** argc):7171, blamed on: gmfutz():9356, ???: &alloc(void**):2970, 
WARN  | /proc/MOTOR42 PANIC INFINITE because of: ::fix(int, float):6910, on: __cxx_up(:)):1980, 
AAAAH | /proc/STACK24 E-STOP ILLEGALLY ON FIRE on: gmfiasco(int, float):2588, around: __cxx_glunk(int):6233, due to: skmangle():8660, blamed on: $atomic(???):5135, 
ERROR | /dev/AUTOFIX3 RETRY SWELL on: reright(int argv, char** argc):5653, because of: unknown():7648, because of: _finally(int):4293, 
WARN  | ARMNERV61 MELTING GOOD blamed on: &malloc(:)):9131, around: ::crash(int argv, char** argc):7971, responsible for: mkstrzok(:)):1962, 
AAAAH | STACK19 DISCONNECT ON FIRE ???: right(:)):3153, blamed on: ::wrangle(int argv, char** argc):1883, in: despangle():5323, 
AAAAH | ~/ADDER53 CONSUMING POSSIBLY INFINITE around: ~swap(void*):3696, around: reknown(:)):656, around: mkfiasco(:)):6760, 
AAAAH | /boot/PASSWORD19 CRITICAL ILLEGALLY HALT on: gmsort(:)):230, due to: !connect(string&):25, 
ERROR | /var/spool35 UNDERRUN PROBLEM blamed on: futz(string&):315, ???: _unknown():1827, 
AAAAH | ~/OPERATION19 COOLANT ILLEGAL GOOD because of: !write():578, 
EMERG | /dev/ARMNERV95 MELTING SUSPICIOUSLY INFINITEhg;^zxYqQW<^@? responsible for: !strzok(void**):375, 
ERROR | CONCURRENCY95 LOST GIRLS on: recrinkle():8276, due to: _fold(int):8529, because of: $skunk(???):2193,

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