nonstandardrepertoire

a bird that sings and writes

i make music and write words and do both in various ways and forms. sometimes i even share them! the rest i'm still figuring out


liturgical work:
www.inclusivesiddur.com

thricedotted
@thricedotted

bucatini is so funny it's like a noodly straw!!!


dog
@dog

Remembering the days of the Great Bucatini Shortage of 2020


bruno
@bruno

Okay but if you actually try using bucatini as a drinking straw you'll quickly realize the openings are much narrower than an actual drinking straw and so you have to suck so much harder


bruno
@bruno

My other issue with bucatini, the thing that makes me actually hate it as a pasta shape, is that you can't actually slurp it up like you would spaghetti. Because it's hollow, you just end up sucking the sauce out through it while it sits limply in your mouth, like you're giving the world's worst head. Absolutely evil idea for a pasta shape.


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