they should make a star wars spin-off series called Greedo about the bounty hunter and it's like a low-key grimy crime-drama thing: he's just an absolute shit-heel, full of himself but desperate but also sucks at his job. Comedy of errors, kind of Coen brothers thing, but then in like the second episode he just absolutely murks Han Solo in the cantina
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in reply to @mousefountain's post:
the "greedo wins" timeline, in which luke dies in the endzone of the death star trench, because solo wasn't there to save his ass from vader, who didn't realize he was killing his son
Or like they still beat the death star but it's some other random y-wing pilot who had a second proton torpedo loaded, Luke and Obi-Wan didn't even make it there because they got bilked by this guy
I do not have permission to view the content but I find myself desperately wanting to know who this guy is
Clone Wars features a young Greedo in a few different arcs and he is pretty much as you describe.