[hamas launches like, 1 missile into israel. actually they don't launch it, they all have to get together to pick it up and chuck it over the fence]
all serious people: we condemn this terrorist action in the strongest possible terms
[israel retaliates indiscriminately with so many bombs it is like they have cast a fucking AoE. each one has an american flag printed on it]
all serious people: wlel this seems proportionate. those palestinian children attacked first, after all
