everything in there was gold. everyone in there hated me (because i was a foreigner and because i was nude (because i had to take all my armour off in order to carry a huge crate of goods halfway across the country)). then i went into the basement and something on the other side of the room shot a fireball at me literally immediately
"...and then a nude foreigner carrying a crate walked into my lab, so naturally I launched a fireball..."
