notnormaleevee

(19) @TerraKnight but nsfw alt lol

  • she/it

steer clear if you dislike nudity, sex, or weird fetish stuff
also minors dni obviously
links since cohost is dying:
bird girl penis: https://twitter.com/notnormaleevee
butterfly girl penis: https://bsky.app/profile/notnormaleevee.bsky.social
i never use this lmao: https://www.tumblr.com/thesillyvee
discord (mlp) penis and penisless: terra.knight


LiahZagarl
@LiahZagarl

bottle of eevee shampoo label: eevee vee vee vui vee eevee! vui vui vuvui!

a human cannot read any safety information.


dzamie
@dzamie

Trainer: "Hey, Serps, is this safe to use on my skin? The weather's been kinda dry and I don't feel like running to the store right now..."

Professor Snek's Serperior Scale Lotion: [Keep your scales perfect and your leaves thriving! Warning: Serperior use only. Extensive use on a human may lead to: irritation, discoloration, increased libido, excessive sibilance, or transformation into a Snivy, Servine, or Serperior. Thoroughly wash affected area to treat; if effects persist, seek further help at your local Pokemon Center.]

Serperior: ...Serp! *nodnodnod*


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