i enter the doctor's office. i inform the doctor i am being haunted by ED.
the doctor asks for clarification. do I mean an eating disorder? i shake my head.
the doctor marks something off their sheet. do I mean erectile dysfunction? i shake my head.
the doctor looks at the final option. executive dysfunction? i shake my head.
the doctor asks what sort of ED i'm suffering from. before i can answer, my ED (evil demons) turns the doctor into a spreadable paste that they like on toast. i put my head in my hands.
