Playing a pirated game in an emulator will automatically alert the local authorities. The reason this doesn’t lead to more arrests is that when everybody does it, the automated alerts clog the crime databases, making them nearly unusable.

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Playing a pirated game in an emulator will automatically alert the local authorities. The reason this doesn’t lead to more arrests is that when everybody does it, the automated alerts clog the crime databases, making them nearly unusable.