General Purpose Homunculus

just had to open my laptop because i wanted to copy text that was a hyperlink, and didn't have other text next to it, on a phone, and my phone too goddamn smart to allow me to fucking click and drag instead of right clicking. i even have one of those special phones with a fucking stylus that counts as different from my stupid finger and that is apparently NOT ENOUGH to add all the deeply sophisticated functions of fucking left click on any normal computer post 1995