Went to a butches place for a dinner date and when we got to the "flatten the chicken before breading it" stage I was like okay hand me the meat tenderizer. she looked at me wide eyed then went to the basement and grabbed a comically large rubber mallet akdjkfkala
Upon realizing that night had fallen and it couldn't walk me home it went and excitedly grabbed a box which held her knife collection to which she was like "here take one with you". so we just looked at all it's cool knives and I took one
I love dykes. I love dykes so much. So glad to be one 10/10 omg
