The most Chad.jpg emperor of Rome is easily fucking Maximinus Thrax like,, god that name alone fucks so hard
but he also happened to be a reportedly 8ft tall (actually probably just 6ft+ but at a time when most men were 5ft) literal barbarian who literally wrestled his way into obtaining Roman citizenship and then fucking grindsetted himself from that to rise the ranks into becoming?? the fucking emperor??? despite being, I cannot stress this enough,, a barbarian??
The dude is that "I joined the company as a janitor but now I'm CEO" shit but if the job interview for becoming janitor involved wrestling 15+ janitors for sport
The malding Senate, coping and seething: you're an ex barbarian??? but we just killed an emperor because he dared take power despite only being an equestrian (aka a rich Roman but not gentry)
Max fucking Thrash: yes 