• she/her

healthcare bureaucrat in philly, v adhd, orthodox jew, ect ect, im love my wife



at this neosvr hangout someone was an android with a big red button on their chest that read as "nut". we had a delightful exchange of like,

"can I press the nut button?"

"well.. yeah that's why it's there"

"oh just felt like a thing [robotic voice says "nut" in monotone] one should ask consent for first [robotic voice saying "nut"] ya know"

"oh [robotic voice saying "nut"] totally yeah I get that"

[it's saying nut repeatedly while we stand in silence as a two inch tall kitsune sitting on my shoulder spams the button]


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