Hey guys I really hate to be making a post like this I am so so sorry to be the one making one of these posts but I've gotten myself into a bit of a Rumpelstiltskin situation and I need to a firstborn child to get out of said Rumpelstiltskin situation. I'm infertile so I can't have a firstborn child of my own so I need someone to give me their firstborn to get out of the Rumpelstiltskin situation so if you're in the Greater Baronshire's Fiefdom area and can come bring me a firstborn I would be sooooooo grateful I will make you a custom 8-bit style iron bead art thing of a retro video game character of your choice as a token of thanks. They can be an adult firstborn that's ok
- she/her
healthcare bureaucrat in philly, v adhd, orthodox jew, ect ect, im love my wife
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in reply to @shel's post:
just give the rumpelstiltskin a pidyon haben, that should do the trick :)
Good news, I'm a firstborn, unless being delivered via c-section disqualifies one from being firstborn on account of not having actually been born.
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