Wasn't in the mood for tea, and coffee upsets my stomach, but I still wanted Warm Beverage to drink while I do paperwork
So I just, got a mug of warm water,, I feel like a parody of a monochrome bureaucrate
Every day one of my coworkers playfully asks me what im having for lunch, and every day I excitedly gush about my plans, a beef bologna sandwich with celery on the side, talking it up as if it's not the exact same thing I've had for lunch every day for six months. I'm really enjoying growing into a quiet life of paperwork and beef bologna sandwiches