• she/her

healthcare bureaucrat in philly, v adhd, orthodox jew, ect ect, im love my wife



the-future-of-football
@the-future-of-football

Nine: I’ve asked it before and I’ve asked it again: why not? Why does their ideal existence involve sitting on hold with Pizza Barn?

Ten: The ideal world for an imperfect being is an imperfect world. It’s something they accepted a long time ago.

Someone down there put it very well once.

Ten: He talked about how he liked to sit on a bench at the park and feed the ducks. He didn’t try to get “better” at feeding the ducks. He didn’t try to feed more ducks. He wasn’t trying to optimize the nutritional quality of the bread. He wasn’t trying to get it over with. He realized that ultimately, he wasn’t even sure he experienced any benefit from it. He couldn’t explain to anyone why he went to the park and fed the ducks, least of all himself.

He was feeding the ducks because he was feeding the ducks because he was feeding the ducks,

Nine: Why?

Ten: Because he was feeding the ducks.

Juice: why

Ten: Because he was feeding the ducks!

Juice: why

Ten: Because

Hey fuck off

Juice: lol

Nine: lol

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numberonebug
@numberonebug

This hits a lot as someone who sits on hold for a living


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