would love to be an immortal shapeshifting kobold who helps adventurers and befriends all kinds of magic beasties and is putting off joining the war that will end the world tbqh
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would love to be an immortal shapeshifting kobold who helps adventurers and befriends all kinds of magic beasties and is putting off joining the war that will end the world tbqh
It depends on which end of the universe I end up in. If I'm in Medley, the worst case is that my soul is put into a rock. If I'm in Aria, the worst case is that I'm frozen in time forever. Ideally I'm alone in the wilderness in both scenarios.
If tabletop characters count then I'm in for a bad time. I do get to be a genderfucked weredragon and play with all kinds of guns in a cyberpunk future, but that's very much in the thin-silver-lining territory. If I'm very, very lucky I'll get to go full dragon by the time I'm in my thirties, but that assumes a lot about me surviving even the first year of being a shadowrunner barely into my twenties.