You've probably already heard large men telling their waitress that they want their steak cooked "like a Tesla once drove near it while spontaneously bursting in flames on its way to hit a parked fire truck."

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You've probably already heard large men telling their waitress that they want their steak cooked "like a Tesla once drove near it while spontaneously bursting in flames on its way to hit a parked fire truck."