"President Biden told reporters to get some extra photos of him looking sad, as they’ll need them in the upcoming months when the investigation into Memphis Police Department yields no changes whatsoever."

Mobile-addicted. Web-dependent. Digital plumber. Nerd. He/him. No-coiner.
"President Biden told reporters to get some extra photos of him looking sad, as they’ll need them in the upcoming months when the investigation into Memphis Police Department yields no changes whatsoever."
This headline appears to be making a basic cause-and-effect mistake. The wolves decimated the deer and then switched to otters, right? Learning to hunt otters didn't cause the decimation of the deer.
My enjoyment of Twitter went way up when I started making alt text visible at all times. This one is one of the best* I've encountered in a while.
*: At least to this sighted reader who just likes reading descriptions.
"he sued Frito-Lay alleging it didn’t use enough real lime juice in its “Hint of Lime” Tostitos, and against Kellogg’s accusing the company of falsely advertising the strawberry content in its Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tarts."
Thank you for your service.