plums were
involved
in an eating-
related incident
in proximity to
the icebox
that contained
the plums
mistakes were
made in the
handling of
your breakfast
This is a message
and part of a system of messages
Pay attention to it!
What is here was dangerous
and repulsive to us
The danger is present in your time
as it was in ours
The danger is to the body,
and is delicious
So sweet
and so cold
i ate
your plums
in
a major way
they were your
breakfast
or so i'm
told
but they
were just so
sweet
and cold
> eat
> the plums
> that were in
> the ice box
> and which
> my roommate
> was probably saving
> for breakfast
> say "forgive me
> they were delicious
> so sweet
> and so cold"
> mfw
winter's honeyed kiss
reserved for a warming sun
alas! swallowed whole
ๅฌใฎ่
ๆฎใใๅ
้ฃในใกใใฃใ
๐๐๐๐
your ice box robbed, you sobbed
your plums were M.I.A.
seems like your breakfast has been commandeered
and now you won't have fruit aside your eggs and toast
or bagels and schmear, but
i'll confess to you
(they're so sweet and so cold)
i'll confess to you
(sorry i was so bold)
i'll confess to you
(hope you forgive me too)
Do you seriously think I would remind you about the plums in the icebox if there remained the slightest chance of you consuming them before me?
I ate them thirty-five minutes ago.
There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than Cohost in the depths of a plum binge.
๐ฅ๐๐ Wakey, wakey, siren! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ This AM ๐, with mischief in my eyes ๐, I trespassed ๐ท into your chilly โ๏ธ treasure chest ๐ฆ and took liberties ๐ with those provocative plums ๐๐ youโve been coyly hiding ๐. Every bite ๐ was an act of sweet sin ๐ญ๐ซ, so perfectly ๐ ripe & temptingly ๐ฅถ cool. Forgive me ๐โจ, the temptation ๐ was just too much! Fancy a wicked game ๐ฒ? ๐ Share ๐ this wicked whisper ๐คซ with 10 ๐ of your most audacious accomplices ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ค. A naughty ๐ธ in return? Dive into a sea ๐ of juicy plums ๐๐ฆ; else, brace ๐ค for some teasingly tart ๐๐ treats.
while many may accuse me of commiting grand larceny of plums (and perhaps murdering someone in my escape attempt, who's to say?) I would like to argue that my actions were justified. as you can see, i have declined any representation because i am so confident in my utter innocence. you see, the plums were juicy and cold and in an icebox. and they looked good. and i wanted them.
what's that, your honor?
death penalty?
