it may look horrifying and it’s production process may be horrifying but it’s absolutely delicious (if it’s medium quality and up).
salsa and cottage cheese: heretical yet revolutionary cottage cheese, tomatoes, maybe some other left over soft food, and a bit of “italian” salad dressing (or if fancy the briannas with the strawberry on it): excellent, plus it seems healthy
signed, someone who forgets about cottage cheese for years on end then goes on a binge when reminded