30-ish, definitely not a personality construct running on an android. nope.
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not everything is 18+, but this an adult page
pfp is by moonlitvesper
Was dope linking my wallet with the #ApeFest2023 @BMW and seeing my mutant get added to the car skin.
Phones at the ready. Your Ape is about to appear. Share your experience on social using #ApeTheBMW
i think the germicidal uv lamps are a red herring, the real cause of eye pain was seeing that many bored apes
All I've been thinking since I was first made aware of this news is "Blind Ape Yacht Club" and I hate myself for thinking it because even if they're idiots who bought into monkey JPEGs they don't deserve to have idiot conventions that are so mismanaged they're actively harmful to their health.
I cannot lie it's still funny even if I feel bad for saying it.
I love that a ton of large companies apparently still have crypto departments they forgot to fire/agency contracts they forgot to cancel
couldn't happen to a more deserving bag of marks tbh.
tragic, but like, yknow. the least tragic that still qualifies as tragic.
on the bright side, if you get hit by the anti-bacterial uv lights, you don't have to look at the car later
They're spending millions (idk) so they can see shit like this? Projectors?
Was dope linking my wallet with the #ApeFest2023 @BMW and seeing my mutant get added to the car skin.
Finally, a decentralized, cryptographically-secure method for identifying easy marks
