COHOST - Previous reporting indicated concerns over Lexi's control of the CDN hosting userscripts that a large portion chosters use for their chosting pleasure. These scripts, while valuable, have caused it to go mad with power. At first only considering light hearted jokes such as refering to the shark emoticon as "blahj"—referencing an internet meme about an ikea stuffed shark—its newest act is a horrifying exposure of how far its slid down the seductively slippery slidey slope of TYRANNY. What seems like a light hearted joke replacing the :no-awoo: with the image for :awoo: is actually a much more serious development. Now that Lexi has shown how it has no care for right or wrong, others are outraged. "what if we’re hiding from zombies and we’ve gotta tell somebody that they absolutely should not awoo in this situation", one commenter asked they were flippantly told to "awoo at them because it is cute". While this reporter is simply writing this because the idea of a hard hitting piece of journalism done on a very funny and amusing idea is itself a very funny and amusing idea, it firmly believes this rampage must continue because this is some of the best ad revenue the NNN has every seen. If you would like to read more stories like this: too bad, this kind of content is unsustainable and may never occur again. After all, this rampage must come to an end eventually.