(Fact Check: True) J. D. Vance did have sex with a couch on September 11, 2011. Mainstream U.S. Media, fearful of losing their access to right-wing celebrities, has been downplaying this to the American Public.

NB trans gal, they/she. Certified dork and one half of @UsWeirdos. Borgir Mio by Grey.
(Fact Check: True) J. D. Vance did have sex with a couch on September 11, 2011. Mainstream U.S. Media, fearful of losing their access to right-wing celebrities, has been downplaying this to the American Public.
This post is a lot funnier when you misread the first 1 in 2011 as a 0, like I did.