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dude im fucking cursed or something. i was painting and accidentally fumbled and dropped the paintbrush but it landed brush-up-handle-down in the water container i was using, and for 5 seconds i was like “fuck yes im so lucky it landed like that” until water started pooling out of the bottom. i quickly scooped it up in some paper towels and ran to the bathtub with it, but because i’m using ACRYLIC paint i cant just pour it down the drain so i had to put it in the tub and use half a paper towel roll to soak up the liquid inside. how does this happen to me. i havent painted in over a year. help


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@oddmerit

update: managed to make myself bleed while cleaning the brushes by rubbing it against my palm too hard and for too long. i dont think the world wants me to paint


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