me: theres no WAY i have adhd, i excelled in school and rarely had any late work or trouble paying attention
also me: i should move my phone charge station across the room to make it harder for me to pick it up in the morning. lemme swipe down on my phone to see what my battery percentage is at for my earbud case so i can unplug it and do that — oh i have an instagram notif, that’s rare, lemme check it out — oh its a friend liking my anti-diet-culture story, neat — oh shit i forgot i was gonna make a story with a screenshot of those “so-and-so wants to follow you on threads” notifs saying “no 💜 follow me elsewhere”, i’ll do that now — ok i’ve done that, lets look at these other stories — oh this story mentions shoppers drug mart, i went there recently — man i shouldve bought melatonin when i was there, lemme search “melatonin” in this big server im in to see what people say about it — wait. i was doing something else. what was i doing. ah well probably nothing important, lets open cohost and — OH I REMEMBER. i should make a post detailing my wild train of thought haha — what the fuck where did the last 30 minutes go