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THE URCHIN BATTLE ARRIVES

Agate and Mokou have made it to Kitchen Heptagon, a city dedicated to the advancement of Qud's cuisine. The knowledge held by its resident Carbide Chefs will prove invaluable to Mokou's further travels, while Agate must reckon with the weight of her own promises and theories. The city's labors, people, and shared bounty make it a good place to start a new life. There is shelter here against the dangers lurking in the wilds, and in dreams. So what keeps the two of them from belonging?

this week brings us to the Battle of Theme Ingredient Urchin! agate and mokou spectate a thunderous and bloody competitive cooking bout, then judge whose efforts best champion the culinary traditions of the Six-Day Stilt. live and cook!

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in reply to @ohnoproblems's post:

this was an incredible set of chapters, you've fulfilled one of the most classic Iron Chef Bits where someone adds a 20 thousand dollar sparrow's nest to their dish, i literally squealed out loud when that happened

now we just need the bit where one of the iron chefs makes a Really Bad Confusing Ice Cream or any sort of "i've tried something Extremely New and Interesting" and it bombs super hard and all the judges are Confused and a Bit Offput we'll have done the greatest hits

sure for 100 matches everything goes great, but there's always at least one where Carbide Chef Emberlily presents us with a Vantabloom Milk Cocktail and it... uh, it just. it really doesn't work. Hmm. Not sure what she was thinking with this one.