oh no problems

@ohnoproblems

she/her
ko-fi.com/evaproblems

giant lesbian hydra from slime dimension

oh no problems @ohnoproblems7/20/2023, 6:18 AM

midgar zoloft @ivym

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/20/2023, 3:41 AM

Nine Years Ago today, author Eva Problems wrote a masterpiece of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night fiction, with the central theme of gender.

Please enjoy YOUR ASSHOLE DAD'S CASTLE IS BACK AGAIN.

Irenes (many)@ireneista7/20/2023, 3:45 AM

this is one of those ones we go and re-read periodically

midgar zoloft @ivym7/20/2023, 4:17 AM

yeah, this one's an absolute classic!!!!

make sure to read her other works!!

for example, Treatise on the Peregrine Phoenix part 1:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29051046/chapters/71306349

also, follow her on here @ohnoproblems

oh no problems @ohnoproblems7/20/2023, 6:18 AM

hey that's me!! i also wrote a spiritual sequel to it called METROIDxVANIA where tgirl alucard fucks galactically-renowned bounty hunter samus aran. it was originally published in the books of a library on a long-gone private minecraft server but you can enjoy it right now on AO3

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Balina‼@Balina7/20/2023, 5:02 AM

I still reference this work more often than I really should. And I spend more time thinking about the sorta-kinda sequel than I might care to admit.

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/20/2023, 7:38 PM

That one is super good, too. And I admit I think about YADCIB very often myself. It has a way of getting stuck in one's head!

Cania @Cania7/20/2023, 2:46 PM

this and the attack helicopter story are basically canonical Gender Things for me

Cania @Cania7/20/2023, 2:48 PM

oh and a maze of murderscapes

Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/20/2023, 7:38 PM

All of these are extremely gender

*Nods sagely*

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Phorm The Vixdjinn @PhormTheGenie7/20/2023, 12:44 PM

Oh my goodness, it's you!!!

Thank you for making these wonderful works, and for sharing them with us all. You are wonderfully talented, and I appreciate your work tremendously!

oh no problems @ohnoproblems7/20/2023, 8:07 PM

thank you for enjoying them! i highly recommend p much anything i've published if you want more, i try to write most of them in a way that you can still get something out of them even if you don't know the source material

ebu @ebu7/20/2023, 2:04 PM

for one: just read YOUR ASSHOLE DAD'S CASTLE and might just be bookmarking this for later now
for two: reeling at "published in the books of a library on a long-gone private minecraft server", simply incredible

Iris @IrisGoldfrey7/20/2023, 7:42 PM

holy shit i just read all of these and, oh my god??? holy shit?? that ruled that was incredible like every part oh my GOD you RULE, its giving me a LOTTA gender thoughts