highly unorthodox

highly unorthodox
she looks like she was unattended during "bring your daughter to work day" at the royal armory
they found her upside-down in a barrel of spears, her legs kicking fruitlessly above the lip
they had to chase her down the corridors scooby doo style while she ran around gleefully with a training spear
And she would have gotten away with it (the spear) too; if it weren't for those meddling adults
Imagine the High Jump though, all of that power in a small package concentrated on the tip of the spear