
👵🏻 older than the internet
🐧 longtime linux nerd
🧠 eternally brain fogged
🏳️⚧️ trans woman
RIP Cohost - you will be missed
that's me, on the right, wondering if my head will fit into that gorgeous maw for completely not horny reasons. I want it so bad.
We have been TRYING to REACH YOU concerning your CAR'S extended WARRANTY
"Why is my left hand twenty percent bigger than my right?! Why is my left EYE twenty percent bigger than my right?? WHAT IS THIS SHIT"
"I don't CARE about your clown nose, Troy! You don't have to brag about it being a bargain, you got it at a DOLLAR STORE!"