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Sullivan
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YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,

LUKE: ...Who?

YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,

LUKE: a Wookiee Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-

YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some of the other Inquisitors i bet, Oppo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,


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in reply to @Sullivan's post:

sorry not to ruin the joke (it's a really good joke) but -- "Jedi" is a title! Yoda is such a doctrine-obsessed, by-the-books, weird old goblin man that he only considers Jedis to be people he has personally approved and sworn in, since he's still the "head of the Jedi Order," 20 yrs in exile be damned! Yoda absolutely knows about other force-users but they don't mean shit to him, lol.

After seeing this delightful tweet at least a dozen times before, I read it a bit too closely this time and spoiled myself for A More Civilised Age xD