adventurers are out there risking life and limb for treasure when they could literally accomplish the same thing by just carrying around a shovel and digging up strange mounds.

Skip. 30. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.
adventurers are out there risking life and limb for treasure when they could literally accomplish the same thing by just carrying around a shovel and digging up strange mounds.