one of those days where Bean Juice DEMANDS cuddles, aggressively snuggling up under my chin every time I sit down and emitting tiny mews in protest if I try to get up. I can't name a single more affectionate creature

Skip. 30. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.
one of those days where Bean Juice DEMANDS cuddles, aggressively snuggling up under my chin every time I sit down and emitting tiny mews in protest if I try to get up. I can't name a single more affectionate creature
My boy Steed domintates couch time with his peeping and grumbly purring. He settles his giant cat frame across my lap and I guess I live on the couch now