orcboxer

Malacath Witness These Hands

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Skip. 30. Gay ace mute dude with fists for hands. I love orcs and I love punching. I have the stiff, lethargic body language of a neanderthal who hasn't thawed yet. I drive a 2003 Ford Tulpa. I can neither see nor hear Tom Hanks. Castaway was a very confusing film for me as I'm sure you can imagine.


the time when i had deep fried oreos was the same as when i had the best rootbeer of my life and I have yet to find what brand/recipe it was. can't go back and ask though, it was a church function and anyone who remembers me from there also hates me lmao


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