interestingly I have never been able to speak in my dreams, no matter the situation, but ever since I learned ASL I've been able to have full dream conversations in there

the time when i had deep fried oreos was the same as when i had the best rootbeer of my life and I have yet to find what brand/recipe it was. can't go back and ask though, it was a church function and anyone who remembers me from there also hates me lmao

had a dream last night that the Earth was gonna collide with one of Jupiter's moons in 2-3 years and I was like okay I have to just deal with that now. so should i be like. should i be doing something or

every time I look in a pond and the water's all murky, my mind echoes the phonetically pleasant word "turbidity" nonstop until I have left the vicinity of the pond. the likelihood of anyone leaving the pond without me mentioning spectrophotometry decreases exponentially with each passing second that I am exposed to the pond. "there's microbes in there," I'll say. you already know this. "turbidity," I'll add. you're nodding patiently.