the only things i know about tekken's story is through osmosis of being interested in video games in general, im not even that much of a fighting games person, and it was really funny where i'd yell incredulously over something that happened in tekken 8's story and my friend would just be like "yeah, they can just do that" like it's old news the weirdly overdressed white girl speaking japanese is actually russian and is a robot or the italian man is an exorcist that can just make magic holy missiles or the twink nonbinary character is the kid of a demon researcher that looks like he'd be from australia but he's actually from germany. and that the russian man looks like a butch lesbian,