there's a museum i went to a lot as a child with these wooden figurines of people from the bronze age or something. they're kind of weird looking and don't have arms
anyway i have fun thinking about who made them and why. do they represent real people or fictional/mythological characters, or are they just generic human figures? were they made by one person or several? of course, the funniest option is that they are specific real people and they were made by one person, "steve, look, it's you"
i did some reading up on them on the museum's website and found out that their dicks may be deliberately detachable so they are both male and female (there's a better photo of two of them here)
