ovengoats

I need you all to know tumblr has a new feature where you can spend $7.99 to get two checkmarks next to your name

They're purely cosmetic tumblr doesn't even have a verification system. It's literally just for the bit

I cannot stress enough this is 100% real

we really need to get on top of our backlog so we can offer three checkmarks and a 2-liter coke for $7